Dear Molten Boron,

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I am writing to register a very small complaint. Let me begin by saying that it is wonderful that you have begun chopping up a variety of peppers to add to your various evening meals. The habanero and serrano peppers you combined with tonight's rice added just the right mixture of spice and flavor to an otherwise conventional dish. Allow me to further congratulate you for remembering, this time, to wash your hands after chopping those peppers. The lack of searing pain when you rubbed your eyes twenty minutes later was greatly appreciated by all, and we'd like to thank you for a job well done.

Having said that, I would like to suggest that it might be prudent in the future to also wash the cutting board after you finish chopping those peppers. I realize that things are hectic between getting the various elements of the dish cooked, and you may not have time to wash the board immediately after you put the peppers in the frying pan to sautee. Fair enough. Still, do you think you could maybe remember to wash the cutting board before you put a loaf of tasty banana bread on it to cut up? This is assuming, of course, that it was not your intention to create the World's Spiciest Banana Bread.

Again, congratulations on a job well done, overall, and if you could just work on those little things, I'm sure everyone involved would be a lot happier.

Sincerely yours,
Molten Boron.

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