There's a storefront near my house that serves as the commercial base of operations for a true jack-of-all trades. He does shoe repair, operates a driving school, and is a licensed lawyer. The sign above his door reads "Manhattan Driving School - Shoe Repair - Abogado, Attorney at Law."
I wish his name was Avogadro. "There are 6.02 x 1023 reasons why my client is innocent!"