From the Justice Summer Intern Happy Hour yesterday:
Male Intern: ...You're assuming that when my roommate's girlfriend gets mad at my roommate, she's acting on logic. That's a bad assumption to make about girls.
Female Paralegal: Oh, you did not just go there! If you're going to complain about girls, it gives me the right to complain about guys. I can complain for hours about the stupid things guys do. Like, how come, when two guys have a problem with one another, they can sit right next to each other and never talk about it?
Male Intern: Well, far be it from me to explain how guys think. How about you, Molten Boron?
Me: Actually, I'm really not a fan of gender essentialism.
Male Intern: . . .
Female Paralegal: . . .
Me: . . . I think I'll go get another beer now.
