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November 23, 2005
Limited Batch Flavor
I had an odd dream last night, one part of which I recall vividly. Transcription follows:
My sister Kelsey, my dad, and I are walking through the frozen section of the supermarket.
Kelsey: Ooo, let’s get some Ben and Jerry’s! I need Chunky Monkey.
Dad: (Normally he’s not cruel in this way, but these are the lines my dream’s script gave him) Haven’t you been complaining about being fat lately? All that pig fat will go straight to your butt.
Me: Pig fat, dad? Don’t you mean milk fat?
Kelsey: Ha ha.
Me: Although it could be a new Experimental Flavor. Makin’ Bacon! Bacon grease ice cream with fat swirls and chunks of real bacon!
Posted by Zach at November 23, 2005 11:49 AM
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Comments
You could market it as antisemitic, or at the very least, very very unkosher.
Posted by: pam at November 29, 2005 04:01 PM
It's also profoundly untouchable by Muslims. It's the Christian Imperial Ben & Jerry's flavor!
Posted by: Zach at November 29, 2005 04:23 PM
mmm, divisive pork ice cream....
Posted by: Aaron Azlant at November 30, 2005 01:49 AM